Disney failed angle class.

You might not have noticed it when you were a child, but at least someone like me would notice the great error within the graphic of Mickey Mouse, made by Disney. In the first place there are no black mice anywhere to my knowledge, and the mouse known as Mickey sure had a couple of weird ears. From the front, this annoying animal torturing mouse has two round ears that can be seen as two black circles. A mice's ears appear round from the front but curved and flat in shape from the side, but still the ears of Mickey Mouse are round from the side also. If you look at the cartoons, you will see that when he turns his head to the side, his one round black ball of an ear suddenly creeps down to the back of his neck while the other one is on the back of his head when actually they should have looked flat and curved at the top of his head from the side. If his ears are also round from the sides, then this means that Mickey Mouse actually does not have ears, but two black spheres on his head that move up and down on his head when he turns it.

Michael Jackson

I remember seeing music videos of Michael Jackson on MTV as a child, and I thought his music was really great, and it always lifted me to a better mood. He was surely something that made my childhood awesome. I remember the first shoes that I bought myself were a pair of Converse All Stars, just because I had seen these shoes so many times in his music videos and other 80's music videos, so thought they were really cool. Ironically these became popular again right after I bought them. I always did love his songs "Thriller" and "Beat it", these were my favorite songs, and hearing the song "Beat it" in the second Back To The Future movie also gave me an awesome feeling every time. His talented dancing and singing was unique and always brought a smile to my face, especially when he did his famous moonwalk. Unfortunately this great artist passed away because of a cardiac arrest, and the reason why it didn't affect me that much at first was because I just couldn't believe he was gone, but later when it started get to me, I really started to appreciate his great music and even had a great time listening to it while riding my bicycle all over town half a day until midnight. I will always remember him as the awesome artist he was and do not believe any of the bad things he has been accused of before. Even as I wrote this, I was listening to his music videos on the Internet. Hopefully I will get more of his music soon, so far every single fan of his seem to have gone extra crazy after getting a hold of his music, but this is only great that he will be remembered by all his fans that now own more of his great music than they ever did.

Femisapien

I remember the first time I saw the robot girl named Femisapien. It was a photograph of her and some Japanese guy rubbing his face at her. I first thought that this was some strange robot that was made for the strange pleasing of lonely Japanese guys, and I was sure right. I read that this robot was called E.M.A. which stands for something like Eternal Maiden Actualization. I believe this means that you can buy this robot and have a form of girlfriend forever? Its main function was said to be a kissing function that would trigger when putting your face in front of her, so now the robot seemed even more gross and weird. I decided to never buy this odd perverted thing. Later at some point in time, I learned that this robot was actually the same as a robot named Femisapien, they had only changed the name on it. When reading about Femisapien, I realized that she actually did have lots of cool non-perverted features, and that the kissing function was just meant to be something cute and fun you could make her do sometimes. When I learned that she could actually really walk, I started wanting one anyway now that I knew this was in fact a real robot that was not made for perverted reasons. I had always looked at the items from this series to be toys because I never bothered looking more closely at them, but after having bought a Femisapien robot, I also learned that in fact all the robots that they sold were in fact not toys but real robots, so thanks to my Femisapien robot, I found a whole lot of cool robots that I now own a whole bunch of. Still I think it's a shame that something this cool should be degraded as a lonely Japanese guy's perverted way of coping with his sick loneliness. No wonder no one wants to be with you when you're doing sick things to a nice robot.

The God of Emails

Like everyone else have, I'm sure you at some point in time have received an Email from someone, saying that if you don't pass it on to 15 of your friends within 5 minutes, you will get bad luck for 7 years, or something else bad will happen to someone you love and all sorts of crap. But in reality, what the hell would actually make this happen if you didn't pass it on? Is there some sort of Email God that will punish you if you don't do as the Email says? Many of my friends have sent me this crap before because they believe in it, but in my opinion, those Emails are just a bunch of bullshit written by morons who wants to scare superstitious little teenage girls into spreading their sick Email around the Internet. The truth is that nothing bad will ever happen to you no matter what is written in an Email. There is no sick divine being called the God of Emails that would hurt you for not passing on an Email either, so grow up and eat your damn oatmeal!

Toilet paper mascots

Almost all products have descriptions of usage either in photos or text, except packs of toilet paper. When ever you see a pack of toilet paper, there is always some sort of animal mascot on it, even though that particular animal has nothing to do with the use of the toilet paper. When one brand have a sheep as their mascot, another brand have a squirrel, and another have a pig on it, should this mean that a sheep, a squirrel and a pig have something to do with wiping someone's behind? This should only mean that these items are meant for wiping clean either sheep, squirrels or pigs. The most accurate image for toilet paper packs would really be a person wiping his filthy portal of relief as this is what it's meant and used for, but I suppose having images of fluffy critters on the packages will sell more than what should be featured.

Names for descriptions

I've always wondered why some names are used as a description of stuff. Possibly it occurred after someone did something over and over again until someone named it after him or her that did it. So I'm wondering if since they call the toilet John, that there were once a guy many years ago who pooped too much, and maybe someone named Jack were Jacking off too much. Though it does seem that a guy named Willie was a real prick a long time ago, it seems perhaps Richard was one also. But this we will never know.

The necrophile prince from the movie Snow White

What seems to be a child friendly old cartoon movie with lots of singing and smiling squirrels and reindeers is one of the movies that has an ending that turned out to be far more perverted than the creator had intended it to be. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. After Snow White dies, the seven little bastards didn't even burry her, but instead wanted to stare at her "beautiful" corpse through a glass coffin. Then comes a prince, just a guy of royalty just happening to be in the woods at the time for no particular reason. He's never even seen this dead chick before, and didn't even know her. Then the prince suddenly decides to start making out with this dead chick in front of all the seven gnomes that stood around her. What the hell kind of a perverted bastard decides to kiss a dead chick he had no knowledge who was in front of seven other guys? The story goes that she's not really dead and if she gets kissed by some guy, she'll wake up...But anyway! Who the hell would do this to a dead unknown chick? Yes, a perverted necrophiliac of royalty.

Define irony

Winning an auction for a set of Darth Vader chest and shin armor from the movie "Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back", never getting them, getting my money back, later realizing I want to build a Darth Vader costume from the movie "Star Wars Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith" instead, then bought armor from that movie which looks totally different from the armor I bought before and would have had to replace now anyway.

The unlimited evil of OR!

Have you ever noticed how evil every name and thing sounds when you add the letters OR at the back of it? If you want to come up with a villain for a story, pick any name, then add OR to the back of it. If you take a normal, non harmful cheesecake and named it...CHEESECAKEOR!!! It suddenly sounds a million times more evil, and your mind says "This cheesecake MUST be evil! It must be plotting to destroy the entire Universe as we speak!" Then there is also...A4PaperSheetor!!! With unlimited protech nuclear paper cutting ability and a plot to destroy the Universe! And...Screwdrivor!!! With Ultratech evil screwing abilities!!! And so on...

Mmm, tastes like chicken

Everything weird and unusual that people eat seems to always taste like chicken. A guy who's eating something gross and slimy from inside of a tree would say "Mmm, tastes like chicken". A guy who's eating a weird fuzzy bug from underneath a rock would say "Mmm, tastes like chicken". A guy who's eating another guy to survive would probably even say "Mmm, tastes like chicken" If everything weird that people eat somehow tastes like chicken, then why not say that chicken tastes like weird jungle bugs and other slimy things?