The God of Emails

Like everyone else have, I'm sure you at some point in time have received an Email from someone, saying that if you don't pass it on to 15 of your friends within 5 minutes, you will get bad luck for 7 years, or something else bad will happen to someone you love and all sorts of crap. But in reality, what the hell would actually make this happen if you didn't pass it on? Is there some sort of Email God that will punish you if you don't do as the Email says? Many of my friends have sent me this crap before because they believe in it, but in my opinion, those Emails are just a bunch of bullshit written by morons who wants to scare superstitious little teenage girls into spreading their sick Email around the Internet. The truth is that nothing bad will ever happen to you no matter what is written in an Email. There is no sick divine being called the God of Emails that would hurt you for not passing on an Email either, so grow up and eat your damn oatmeal!